From 11898cadd6eae919eb589b603bb915ab0d890e9b Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Dragon Fire <danielbodendahl@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 14 Jun 2019 15:36:22 -0400
Subject: [PATCH] Randomized leave messages

---
 Xiao.js                         |  4 +++-
 assets/json/leave-messages.json | 22 ++++++++++++++++++++++
 package.json                    |  2 +-
 3 files changed, 26 insertions(+), 2 deletions(-)
 create mode 100644 assets/json/leave-messages.json

diff --git a/Xiao.js b/Xiao.js
index 248a5361..b640019d 100644
--- a/Xiao.js
+++ b/Xiao.js
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ const client = new Client({
 	disabledEvents: ['TYPING_START']
 });
 const activities = require('./assets/json/activity');
+const leaveMsgs = require('./assets/json/leave-messages');
 
 client.registry
 	.registerDefaultTypes()
@@ -52,7 +53,8 @@ client.on('guildMemberRemove', async member => {
 	if (!channel || !channel.permissionsFor(client.user).has('SEND_MESSAGES')) return null;
 	if (channel.topic && channel.topic.includes('<xiao:disable-leave>')) return null;
 	try {
-		await channel.send(`**${member.user.tag}** bailed on us...`);
+		const leaveMsg = leaveMsgs[Math.floor(Math.random() * leaveMsgs.length)];
+		await channel.send(leaveMsg.replace(/{{user}}/gi, `**${member.user.tag}**`));
 		return null;
 	} catch (err) {
 		return null;
diff --git a/assets/json/leave-messages.json b/assets/json/leave-messages.json
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..9db6058c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/assets/json/leave-messages.json
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+[
+    "{{user}} bailed on us...",
+    "\"Look, what's that!\" said {{user}}, before dashing away.",
+    "{{user}} ran away.",
+    "{{user}} decided they didn't want to deal with you anymore and ran off.",
+    "{{user}} jumped ship.",
+    "{{user}} ate too much candy and was taken to a hospital in another server.",
+    "{{user}} left to join a rival gang.",
+    "{{user}} decided to take a break from your server. Possibly forever.",
+    "{{user}} said \"See ya, suckers!\"",
+    "According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way {{user}} should be able to fly. But they did, right out of your server.",
+    "Goodbye, {{user}}!",
+    "You forgot to feed {{user}}, so they ran away.",
+    "{{user}} left to become a hermit in the mountains. I hear he has a goat now.",
+    "{{user}} flew away. Wait, they have wings?!",
+    "We'll miss you, {{user}}! I think.",
+    "{{user}} left the nest. They grow up so fast...",
+    "{{user}} is no longer a part of your family.",
+    "And just like that, {{user}} said goodbye to your server and started a new adventure.",
+    "In other news, local resident {{user}} leaves the server. Cites stupid bot \"Xiao\" as the reason. Wait, stupid?",
+    "{{user}} left. How unfortunate."
+]
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index b3f1fa3c..ea821432 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "105.3.1",
+	"version": "105.3.2",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {