diff --git a/XiaoBot.js b/XiaoBot.js
index 7af4e93f..f48451ac 100644
--- a/XiaoBot.js
+++ b/XiaoBot.js
@@ -12,11 +12,9 @@ const client = new CommandoClient({
 		'VOICE_STATE_UPDATE',
 		'FRIEND_ADD',
 		'FRIEND_REMOVE'
-	],
-	messageCacheLifetime: 60,
-	messageSweepInterval: 60
+	]
 });
-const { carbon, dBots, dBotsOrg, parseTopic, parseTopicMsg } = require('./structures/Util');
+const { carbon, dBots, dBotsOrg, filterTopics, parseTopic } = require('./structures/Util');
 
 client.registry
 	.registerDefaultTypes()
@@ -64,10 +62,10 @@ client.on('commandRun', command => ++command.uses);
 
 client.on('message', async msg => {
 	if (!msg.guild || msg.author.bot) return;
-	const topic = msg.guild.defaultChannel.topic || '';
-	if (!topic.toLowerCase().includes('<inviteguard>')) return;
+	const channel = filterTopics(msg.guild.channels, 'inviteguard');
+	if (!channel.size) return;
 	const member = await msg.guild.fetchMember(msg.author);
-	if (member.hasPermission('ADMINISTRATOR')) return;
+	if (member.hasPermission('ADMINISTRATOR') || msg.author.id === msg.guild.ownerID) return;
 	if (/discord(\.gg\/|app\.com\/invite\/|\.me\/)/gi.test(msg.content)) {
 		if (msg.channel.permissionsFor(client.user).has('MANAGE_MESSAGES')) msg.delete();
 		msg.reply('Invites are prohibited from being posted here.');
@@ -75,9 +73,9 @@ client.on('message', async msg => {
 });
 
 client.on('guildMemberAdd', member => {
-	const channel = parseTopic(member.guild.channels, 'memberlog', client.user).first();
+	const channel = filterTopics(member.guild.channels, 'memberlog').first();
 	if (!channel) return;
-	const msg = parseTopicMsg(channel.topic, 'joinmessage')
+	const msg = parseTopic(channel.topic, 'joinmessage')
 		.replace(/{{member}}/gi, member.user.username)
 		.replace(/{{server}}/gi, member.guild.name)
 		.replace(/{{mention}}/gi, member);
@@ -85,9 +83,9 @@ client.on('guildMemberAdd', member => {
 });
 
 client.on('guildMemberRemove', member => {
-	const channel = parseTopic(member.guild.channels, 'memberlog', client.user).first();
+	const channel = filterTopics(member.guild.channels, 'memberlog').first();
 	if (!channel) return;
-	const msg = parseTopicMsg(channel.topic, 'leavemessage')
+	const msg = parseTopic(channel.topic, 'leavemessage')
 		.replace(/{{member}}/gi, member.user.username)
 		.replace(/{{server}}/gi, member.guild.name)
 		.replace(/{{mention}}/gi, member);
diff --git a/commands/moderation/ban.js b/commands/moderation/ban.js
index ebafb0a3..548a0fce 100644
--- a/commands/moderation/ban.js
+++ b/commands/moderation/ban.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
-const { parseTopic, parseTopicMsg } = require('../../structures/Util');
+const { filterTopics, parseTopic } = require('../../structures/Util');
 
 module.exports = class BanCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ module.exports = class BanCommand extends Command {
 	}
 
 	async run(msg, args) {
-		const modlogs = parseTopic(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog', this.client.user).first();
+		const modlogs = filterTopics(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog').first();
 		const { member, reason } = args;
 		if (member.id === msg.author.id) return msg.say('I don\'t think you want to ban yourself...');
 		if (!member.bannable) return msg.say('This member is not bannable. Perhaps they have a higher role than me?');
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ module.exports = class BanCommand extends Command {
 		});
 		if (!msgs.size || !['y', 'yes'].includes(msgs.first().content.toLowerCase())) return msg.say('Aborting.');
 		try {
-			const message = parseTopicMsg(modlogs.topic, 'modmessage')
+			const message = parseTopic(modlogs.topic, 'modmessage')
 				.replace(/{{action}}/gi, 'banned')
 				.replace(/{{moderator}}/gi, msg.author.tag)
 				.replace(/{{server}}/gi, msg.guild.name);
@@ -64,7 +64,7 @@ module.exports = class BanCommand extends Command {
 			reason: `${msg.author.tag}: ${reason}`
 		});
 		await msg.say(`Successfully banned ${member.user.tag}.`);
-		if (!modlogs || !modlogs.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('SEND_MESSAGES')) {
+		if (!modlogs) {
 			return msg.say('Could not log the ban to the mod logs.');
 		} else if (modlogs.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('EMBED_LINKS')) {
 			const embed = new MessageEmbed()
diff --git a/commands/moderation/kick.js b/commands/moderation/kick.js
index 070b301a..d9f2a49f 100644
--- a/commands/moderation/kick.js
+++ b/commands/moderation/kick.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
-const { parseTopic, parseTopicMsg } = require('../../structures/Util');
+const { filterTopics, parseTopic } = require('../../structures/Util');
 
 module.exports = class KickCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ module.exports = class KickCommand extends Command {
 	}
 
 	async run(msg, args) {
-		const modlogs = parseTopic(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog', this.client.user).first();
+		const modlogs = filterTopics(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog').first();
 		const { member, reason } = args;
 		if (member.id === msg.author.id) return msg.say('I don\'t think you want to kick yourself...');
 		if (!member.kickable) return msg.say('This member is not kickable. Perhaps they have a higher role than me?');
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ module.exports = class KickCommand extends Command {
 		});
 		if (!msgs.size || !['y', 'yes'].includes(msgs.first().content.toLowerCase())) return msg.say('Aborting.');
 		try {
-			const message = parseTopicMsg(modlogs.topic, 'modmessage')
+			const message = parseTopic(modlogs.topic, 'modmessage')
 				.replace(/{{action}}/gi, 'kicked')
 				.replace(/{{moderator}}/gi, msg.author.tag)
 				.replace(/{{server}}/gi, msg.guild.name);
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@ module.exports = class KickCommand extends Command {
 		}
 		await member.kick(`${msg.author.tag}: ${reason}`);
 		await msg.say(`Successfully kicked ${member.user.tag}.`);
-		if (!modlogs || !modlogs.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('SEND_MESSAGES')) {
+		if (!modlogs) {
 			return msg.say('Could not log the kick to the mod logs.');
 		} else if (modlogs.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('EMBED_LINKS')) {
 			const embed = new MessageEmbed()
diff --git a/commands/moderation/softban.js b/commands/moderation/softban.js
index f63038af..9c67fa63 100644
--- a/commands/moderation/softban.js
+++ b/commands/moderation/softban.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
-const { parseTopic, parseTopicMsg } = require('../../structures/Util');
+const { filterTopics, parseTopic } = require('../../structures/Util');
 
 module.exports = class SoftbanCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ module.exports = class SoftbanCommand extends Command {
 	}
 
 	async run(msg, args) {
-		const modlogs = parseTopic(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog', this.client.user).first();
+		const modlogs = filterTopics(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog').first();
 		const { member, reason } = args;
 		if (member.id === msg.author.id) return msg.say('I don\'t think you want to softban yourself...');
 		if (!member.bannable) return msg.say('This member is not softbannable. Perhaps they have a higher role than me?');
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@ module.exports = class SoftbanCommand extends Command {
 		});
 		if (!msgs.size || !['y', 'yes'].includes(msgs.first().content.toLowerCase())) return msg.say('Aborting.');
 		try {
-			const message = parseTopicMsg(modlogs.topic, 'modmessage')
+			const message = parseTopic(modlogs.topic, 'modmessage')
 				.replace(/{{action}}/gi, 'softbanned')
 				.replace(/{{moderator}}/gi, msg.author.tag)
 				.replace(/{{server}}/gi, msg.guild.name);
@@ -65,7 +65,7 @@ module.exports = class SoftbanCommand extends Command {
 		});
 		await msg.guild.unban(member.user, 'Softban');
 		await msg.say(`Successfully softbanned ${member.user.tag}.`);
-		if (!modlogs || !modlogs.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('SEND_MESSAGES')) {
+		if (!modlogs) {
 			return msg.say('Could not log the softban to the mod logs.');
 		} else if (modlogs.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('EMBED_LINKS')) {
 			const embed = new MessageEmbed()
diff --git a/commands/moderation/unban.js b/commands/moderation/unban.js
index 8b0349ca..846426b4 100644
--- a/commands/moderation/unban.js
+++ b/commands/moderation/unban.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
-const { parseTopic } = require('../../structures/Util');
+const { filterTopics } = require('../../structures/Util');
 
 module.exports = class UnbanCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -34,7 +34,7 @@ module.exports = class UnbanCommand extends Command {
 	}
 
 	async run(msg, args) {
-		const modlogs = parseTopic(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog', this.client.user).first();
+		const modlogs = filterTopics(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog').first();
 		const { id, reason } = args;
 		const bans = await msg.guild.fetchBans();
 		if (!bans.has(id)) return msg.say('This ID is not in the Guild Banlist.');
diff --git a/commands/moderation/warn.js b/commands/moderation/warn.js
index 1be75b0c..15405af8 100644
--- a/commands/moderation/warn.js
+++ b/commands/moderation/warn.js
@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
 const { MessageEmbed } = require('discord.js');
 const { stripIndents } = require('common-tags');
-const { parseTopic, parseTopicMsg } = require('../../structures/Util');
+const { filterTopics, parseTopic } = require('../../structures/Util');
 
 module.exports = class WarnCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
@@ -33,7 +33,7 @@ module.exports = class WarnCommand extends Command {
 	}
 
 	async run(msg, args) {
-		const modlogs = parseTopic(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog', this.client.user).first();
+		const modlogs = filterTopics(msg.guild.channels, 'modlog').first();
 		const { member, reason } = args;
 		if (member.id === msg.author.id) return msg.say('I don\'t think you want to warn yourself...');
 		if (!member.kickable) return msg.say('This member is not warnable. Perhaps they have a higher role than me?');
@@ -47,7 +47,7 @@ module.exports = class WarnCommand extends Command {
 		});
 		if (!msgs.size || !['y', 'yes'].includes(msgs.first().content.toLowerCase())) return msg.say('Aborting.');
 		try {
-			const message = parseTopicMsg(modlogs.topic, 'modmessage')
+			const message = parseTopic(modlogs.topic, 'modmessage')
 				.replace(/{{action}}/gi, 'warned')
 				.replace(/{{moderator}}/gi, msg.author.tag)
 				.replace(/{{server}}/gi, msg.guild.name);
@@ -59,7 +59,7 @@ module.exports = class WarnCommand extends Command {
 			await msg.say('Failed to Send DM.');
 		}
 		await msg.say(`Successfully warned ${member.user.tag}.`);
-		if (!modlogs || !modlogs.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('SEND_MESSAGES')) {
+		if (!modlogs) {
 			return msg.say('Could not log the warn to the mod logs.');
 		} else if (modlogs.permissionsFor(this.client.user).has('EMBED_LINKS')) {
 			const embed = new MessageEmbed()
diff --git a/commands/random/portal-send.js b/commands/text-edit/portal-send.js
similarity index 88%
rename from commands/random/portal-send.js
rename to commands/text-edit/portal-send.js
index 39cc9121..6467af21 100644
--- a/commands/random/portal-send.js
+++ b/commands/text-edit/portal-send.js
@@ -1,11 +1,11 @@
 const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
-const { parseTopic } = require('../../structures/Util');
+const { filterTopics } = require('../../structures/Util');
 
 module.exports = class PortalSendCommand extends Command {
 	constructor(client) {
 		super(client, {
 			name: 'portal-send',
-			group: 'random',
+			group: 'text-edit',
 			memberName: 'portal-send',
 			description: 'Send a message to a random channel that has a portal open.',
 			guildOnly: true,
@@ -27,7 +27,7 @@ module.exports = class PortalSendCommand extends Command {
 	async run(msg, args) {
 		const { message } = args;
 		const channels = this.client.channels.filter(c => c.type === 'text' && c.guild.id !== msg.guild.id);
-		const channel = parseTopic(channels, 'portal', this.client.user).random();
+		const channel = filterTopics(channels, 'portal').random();
 		if (!channel) return msg.say('Aww... No channel has an open portal...');
 		try {
 			await channel.send(`**${msg.author.tag} (${msg.guild.name}):** ${message}`);
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 9c2cedd7..b661b170 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
   "name": "xiaobot",
-  "version": "28.3.0",
+  "version": "28.3.1",
   "description": "Your personal server companion.",
   "main": "Shard.js",
   "scripts": {
diff --git a/structures/Util.js b/structures/Util.js
index 177eb6eb..eca71729 100644
--- a/structures/Util.js
+++ b/structures/Util.js
@@ -41,17 +41,15 @@ class Util {
 			.catch(err => console.error(`[DBOTSORG] Failed to post to Discord Bots Org. ${err}`));
 	}
 
-	static parseTopic(channels, setting, user) {
-		const channelList = channels.filter(c => {
-			const topic = c.topic || '';
-			if (topic.includes(`<${setting}>`) && c.type === 'text' && c.permissionsFor(user).has('SEND_MESSAGES')) return true; // eslint-disable-line max-len
+	static filterTopics(channels, setting) {
+		return channels.filter(c => {
+			if (c.type !== 'text' || !c.topic) return false;
+			if (c.topic.includes(`<${setting}>`) && c.permissionsFor(c.client.user).has('SEND_MESSAGES')) return true;
 			return false;
 		});
-		if (!channelList) return false;
-		return channelList;
 	}
 
-	static parseTopicMsg(topic, setting) {
+	static parseTopic(topic, setting) {
 		const regex = new RegExp(`<${setting}>.+</${setting}>`, 'gi');
 		if (!regex.test(topic)) return '';
 		const parsed = topic.match(regex)[0];