diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
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--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -224,7 +224,7 @@ in the appropriate channel's topic to use it.
 
 ## Commands
 
-Total: 430
+Total: 432
 
 ### Utility:
 
@@ -549,6 +549,7 @@ Total: 430
 * **sepia:** Draws an image or a user's avatar in sepia.
 * **shields-io-badge:** Creates a badge from shields.io.
 * **silhouette:** Draws a silhouette of an image or a user's avatar.
+* **simp:** Draws a "simp" stamp over an image or a user's avatar.
 * **snapcode:** Responds with the Snapcode of a Snapchat user.
 * **square:** Draws an image or a user's avatar as a square.
 * **squish:** Draws an image or a user's avatar but squished across the X or Y axis.
@@ -578,6 +579,7 @@ Total: 430
 ### Meme Generators:
 
 * **3000-years:** Draws an image or a user's avatar over Pokémon's "It's been 3000 years" meme.
+* **alert:** Sends a Presidential Alert message with the text of your choice.
 * **bart-chalkboard:** Sends a "Bart Chalkboard" meme with the text of your choice.
 * **be-like-bill:** Sends a "Be Like Bill" meme with the name of your choice.
 * **beautiful:** Draws a user's avatar over Gravity Falls' "Oh, this? This is beautiful." meme.
@@ -784,6 +786,7 @@ here.
 - [Antonio Guillem](http://antonioguillem.com/)
 	* distracted-boyfriend ([Image](https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/gm493656728-77018851))
 - [Apple](https://www.apple.com/)
+	* alert ([San Francisco Font](https://developer.apple.com/fonts/))
 	* apple-engraving (API)
 	* itunes ([iTunes Search API](https://affiliate.itunes.apple.com/resources/documentation/itunes-store-web-service-search-api/))
 - [astrology.TV](https://astrology.tv/)
@@ -1158,6 +1161,9 @@ here.
 	* jeopardy-question ([Korinna Agency Font](https://fontmeme.com/fonts/korinna-agency-font/))
 - [osu!](https://osu.ppy.sh/home)
 	* osu ([API](https://github.com/ppy/osu-api/wiki))
+- [Overtime2005](https://github.com/Overtime2005)
+	* alert (Concept)
+	* simp (Concept)
 - [PAC-MAN Party](http://pacman.com/en/pac-man-games/pac-man-party)
 	* balloon-pop (Concept)
 - [PaladinsGuru](https://paladins.guru/)
@@ -1283,6 +1289,8 @@ here.
 	* chi-idea (Original "Teasing Master Takagi-san" Manga)
 - [Tenor](https://tenor.com/)
 	* tenor ([API](https://tenor.com/gifapi/documentation))
+- [The Hill](https://thehill.com/)
+	* alert ([Image](https://thehill.com/policy/technology/409737-this-is-a-test-us-officials-test-presidential-alert))
 - [The Internet Chuck Norris Database](http://www.icndb.com/)
 	* chuck-norris ([API](http://www.icndb.com/api/))
 - [The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya](http://www.haruhi.tv/)
@@ -1353,6 +1361,8 @@ here.
 	* wikipedia ([API](https://en.wikipedia.org/w/api.php))
 - [Will You Press The Button?](https://willyoupressthebutton.com/)
 	* will-you-press-the-button (Dilemma Data)
+- [World of Tanks](https://worldoftanks.com/)
+	* simp ([Image](https://worldoftanks.com/es-ar/content/silver-league/open-standings/))
 - [www.aljanh.net](http://www.aljanh.net/)
 	* frame ([Image](http://www.aljanh.net/frame-wallpapers/1508614706.html))
 - [xertris](https://www.deviantart.com/xertris)
diff --git a/assets/fonts/SF-Pro-Display-Medium.otf b/assets/fonts/SF-Pro-Display-Medium.otf
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diff --git a/assets/images/alert.png b/assets/images/alert.png
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diff --git a/assets/images/simp.png b/assets/images/simp.png
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diff --git a/commands/edit-image/simp.js b/commands/edit-image/simp.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..06777579
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/edit-image/simp.js
@@ -0,0 +1,60 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage } = require('canvas');
+const request = require('node-superfetch');
+const path = require('path');
+const { centerImage } = require('../../util/Canvas');
+
+module.exports = class SimpCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'simp',
+			group: 'edit-image',
+			memberName: 'simp',
+			description: 'Draws a "simp" stamp over an image or a user\'s avatar.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 10
+			},
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'Overtime2005',
+					url: 'https://github.com/Overtime2005',
+					reason: 'Concept'
+				},
+				{
+					name: 'World of Tanks',
+					url: 'https://worldoftanks.com/',
+					reason: 'Image',
+					reasonURL: 'https://worldoftanks.com/es-ar/content/silver-league/open-standings/'
+				}
+			],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'image',
+					prompt: 'What image would you like to edit?',
+					type: 'image',
+					default: msg => msg.author.displayAvatarURL({ format: 'png', size: 512 })
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { image }) {
+		try {
+			const base = await loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'simp.png'));
+			const { body } = await request.get(image);
+			const data = await loadImage(body);
+			const canvas = createCanvas(data.width, data.height);
+			const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+			ctx.drawImage(data, 0, 0);
+			const { x, y, width, height } = centerImage(base, data);
+			ctx.drawImage(base, x, y, width, height);
+			const attachment = canvas.toBuffer();
+			if (Buffer.byteLength(attachment) > 8e+6) return msg.reply('Resulting image was above 8 MB.');
+			return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment, name: 'simp.png' }] });
+		} catch (err) {
+			return msg.reply(`Oh no, an error occurred: \`${err.message}\`. Try again later!`);
+		}
+	}
+};
diff --git a/commands/edit-meme/alert.js b/commands/edit-meme/alert.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..41018af4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/edit-meme/alert.js
@@ -0,0 +1,64 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const { createCanvas, loadImage, registerFont } = require('canvas');
+const path = require('path');
+const { wrapText } = require('../../util/Canvas');
+registerFont(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'fonts', 'SF-Pro-Display-Medium.otf'), { family: 'SF Pro' });
+
+module.exports = class AlertCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'alert',
+			aliases: ['presidential-alert'],
+			group: 'edit-meme',
+			memberName: 'alert',
+			description: 'Sends a Presidential Alert message with the text of your choice.',
+			throttling: {
+				usages: 1,
+				duration: 10
+			},
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES'],
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'Overtime2005',
+					url: 'https://github.com/Overtime2005',
+					reason: 'Concept'
+				},
+				{
+					name: 'Apple',
+					url: 'https://www.apple.com/',
+					reason: 'San Francisco Font',
+					reasonURL: 'https://developer.apple.com/fonts/'
+				},
+				{
+					name: 'The Hill',
+					url: 'https://thehill.com/',
+					reason: 'Image',
+					// eslint-disable-next-line max-len
+					reasonURL: 'https://thehill.com/policy/technology/409737-this-is-a-test-us-officials-test-presidential-alert'
+				}
+			],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'message',
+					prompt: 'What should the alert say?',
+					type: 'string',
+					max: 280
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { message }) {
+		const base = await loadImage(path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'alert.png'));
+		const canvas = createCanvas(base.width, base.height);
+		const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
+		ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
+		ctx.font = '28px SF Pro';
+		ctx.fillStyle = 'black';
+		ctx.textBaseline = 'top';
+		let text = await wrapText(ctx, quote, 540);
+		text = text.length > 3 ? `${text.slice(0, 3).join('\n')}...` : text.join('\n');
+		ctx.fillText(text, 47, 186);
+		return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'alert.png' }] });
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index 26e158f2..6f404581 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "114.19.0",
+	"version": "114.20.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {