diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index ec4dda76..2d9ea511 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -115,7 +115,7 @@ Only if you want to use the DECTalk command.
 18. Start Xiao up!
 
 ## Commands
-Total: 515
+Total: 516
 
 ### Utility:
 
@@ -292,6 +292,7 @@ Total: 515
 * **npm:** Responds with information on an NPM package.
 * **periodic-table:** Finds an element on the periodic table.
 * **rule:** Responds with a rule of the internet.
+* **tiff-and-eve:** Responds with a Tiff and Eve comic, either today's, a random one, or a specific one.
 * **urban:** Defines a word, but with Urban Dictionary.
 * **wikipedia:** Searches Wikipedia for your query.
 * **xkcd:** Responds with an XKCD comic, either today's, a random one, or a specific one.
@@ -926,6 +927,8 @@ Total: 515
 * **periodic-table:**
    - [Bowserinator](https://github.com/Bowserinator/) ([Periodic Table Data](https://github.com/Bowserinator/Periodic-Table-JSON))
    - [Google](https://www.google.com/) ([Noto Font](https://fonts.google.com/noto))
+* **tiff-and-eve:**
+   - [Fran Sundblad](https://www.fransundblad.com/) ([Original Comic](https://www.fransundblad.com/tiff-and-eve/))
 * **urban:**
    - [Urban Dictionary](https://www.urbandictionary.com/) ([API](https://github.com/zdict/zdict/wiki/Urban-dictionary-API-documentation))
 * **wikipedia:**
diff --git a/assets/json/fortune.json b/assets/json/fortune.json
index 7910d661..1120b463 100644
--- a/assets/json/fortune.json
+++ b/assets/json/fortune.json
@@ -126,5 +126,9 @@
 	"Friends long absent are coming back to you.",
 	"You will be showered with good luck.",
 	"Good news will come to you from far away.",
-	"There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you."
+	"There is a prospect of a thrilling time ahead for you.",
+	"Your dreams are the guiding lights in the darkness.",
+	"The future is not predetermined, but your actions determine your destiny.",
+	"Your finances will be a stepping stone to financial success.",
+	"Follow the path of self-discovery; it leads to authenticity."
 ]
diff --git a/commands/search/tiff-and-eve.js b/commands/search/tiff-and-eve.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..2d6569f4
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/search/tiff-and-eve.js
@@ -0,0 +1,91 @@
+const Command = require('../../framework/Command');
+const { EmbedBuilder, PermissionFlagsBits } = require('discord.js');
+const request = require('node-superfetch');
+const cheerio = require('cheerio');
+const { decode: decodeHTML } = require('html-entities');
+const { oneLine } = require('common-tags');
+const types = ['random', 'today'];
+
+module.exports = class TiffAndEveCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'tiff-and-eve',
+			aliases: ['tiff-eve', 'tiff', 'tae'],
+			group: 'search',
+			description: 'Responds with a Tiff and Eve comic, either today\'s, a random one, or a specific one.',
+			clientPermissions: [PermissionFlagsBits.EmbedLinks],
+			credit: [
+				{
+					name: 'Fran Sundblad',
+					url: 'https://www.fransundblad.com/',
+					reason: 'Original Comic',
+					reasonURL: 'https://www.fransundblad.com/tiff-and-eve/'
+				}
+			],
+			args: [
+				{
+					key: 'query',
+					type: 'string',
+					default: 'today',
+					validate: query => {
+						if (types.includes(query.toLowerCase())) return true;
+						const num = Number.parseInt(query, 10);
+						if (!Number.isNaN(num) && num > 1) return true;
+						return `Invalid query, please enter either today, random, or a specific comic number.`;
+					},
+					parse: query => query.toLowerCase()
+				}
+			]
+		});
+	}
+
+	async run(msg, { query }) {
+		const { text: currentText } = await request.get('https://www.fransundblad.com/tiff-and-eve/');
+		const $current = cheerio.load(currentText);
+		const current = Number.parseInt($current('h6.colibri-word-wrap').first().text().trim().match(/(\d+)/)[1], 10);
+		if (query === 'today') {
+			const title = decodeHTML($current('h1.colibri-word-wrap').first().text().trim());
+			const image = $current('img.attachment-full.size-full').first().attr('src');
+			const alt = oneLine(decodeHTML($current('div.colibri-post-excerpt').first().text().trim()));
+			const date = $current('div.metadata-item').eq(1).text().trim();
+			const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+				.setTitle(`${date} - ${title}`)
+				.setColor(0x9797FF)
+				.setURL(`https://www.fransundblad.com/tiff-and-eve/${current}/`)
+				.setImage(image)
+				.setFooter({ text: alt });
+			return msg.embed(embed);
+		}
+		if (query === 'random') {
+			const random = Math.floor(Math.random() * (current + 1));
+			const { text } = await request.get(`https://www.fransundblad.com/tiff-and-eve/${random}/`);
+			const $ = cheerio.load(text);
+			const title = decodeHTML($('h1.colibri-word-wrap').first().text().trim());
+			const image = $('img.attachment-full.size-full').first().attr('src');
+			const alt = oneLine(decodeHTML($('div.colibri-post-excerpt').first().text().trim()));
+			const date = $('div.metadata-item').eq(1).text().trim();
+			const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+				.setTitle(`${date} - ${title}`)
+				.setColor(0x9797FF)
+				.setURL(`https://www.fransundblad.com/tiff-and-eve/${random}/`)
+				.setImage(image)
+				.setFooter({ text: alt });
+			return msg.embed(embed);
+		}
+		const choice = Number.parseInt(query, 10);
+		if (current < choice) return msg.say('Could not find any results.');
+		const { text } = await request.get(`https://www.fransundblad.com/tiff-and-eve/${choice}/`);
+		const $ = cheerio.load(text);
+		const title = decodeHTML($('h1.colibri-word-wrap').first().text().trim());
+		const image = $('img.attachment-full.size-full').first().attr('src');
+		const alt = oneLine(decodeHTML($('div.colibri-post-excerpt').first().text().trim()));
+		const date = $('div.metadata-item').eq(1).text().trim();
+		const embed = new EmbedBuilder()
+			.setTitle(`${date} - ${title}`)
+			.setColor(0x9797FF)
+			.setURL(`https://www.fransundblad.com/tiff-and-eve/${choice}/`)
+			.setImage(image)
+			.setFooter({ text: alt });
+		return msg.embed(embed);
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index d3a92f34..28543e42 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "159.2.0",
+	"version": "159.3.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {
@@ -31,11 +31,11 @@
 	"dependencies": {
 		"@discordjs/opus": "^0.10.0",
 		"@discordjs/voice": "^0.19.0",
-		"@dotenvx/dotenvx": "^1.51.0",
+		"@dotenvx/dotenvx": "^1.51.2",
 		"@mediapipe/face_detection": "^0.4.1646425229",
-		"@napi-rs/canvas": "^0.1.81",
+		"@napi-rs/canvas": "^0.1.86",
 		"@skyra/gifenc": "^1.0.1",
-		"@snazzah/davey": "^0.1.7",
+		"@snazzah/davey": "^0.1.9",
 		"@tensorflow-models/face-detection": "^1.0.3",
 		"@tensorflow/tfjs-node": "^4.22.0",
 		"@twemoji/parser": "^17.0.1",
@@ -48,7 +48,7 @@
 		"connect4-ai": "^0.1.3",
 		"custom-translate": "^2.2.9",
 		"didyoumean2": "^7.0.4",
-		"discord.js": "^14.24.2",
+		"discord.js": "^14.25.1",
 		"emoji-regex": "^10.6.0",
 		"everything-json": "^1.2.1",
 		"fen-validator": "^2.0.1",
@@ -61,7 +61,7 @@
 		"jszip": "^3.10.1",
 		"kuroshiro": "^1.2.0",
 		"kuroshiro-analyzer-kuromoji": "^1.1.0",
-		"mathjs": "^15.0.0",
+		"mathjs": "^15.1.0",
 		"minimist": "^1.2.8",
 		"moment": "^2.30.1",
 		"moment-duration-format": "^2.3.2",
@@ -72,7 +72,7 @@
 		"ntcjs": "^1.1.3",
 		"parse-domain": "^8.2.2",
 		"pokersolver": "^2.1.4",
-		"qr": "^0.5.2",
+		"qr": "^0.5.3",
 		"random-js": "^2.1.0",
 		"sagiri": "^4.3.0",
 		"semver": "^7.7.3",
@@ -84,19 +84,19 @@
 		"user-agents": "^1.1.669",
 		"valid-url": "^1.0.9",
 		"wavefile": "^11.0.0",
-		"winston": "^3.18.3",
+		"winston": "^3.19.0",
 		"wuzzy": "^0.1.8",
 		"zip-to-timezone": "^1.2.1"
 	},
 	"optionalDependencies": {
-		"bufferutil": "^4.0.9",
-		"sodium-native": "^5.0.9",
-		"utf-8-validate": "^6.0.5",
+		"bufferutil": "^4.1.0",
+		"sodium-native": "^5.0.10",
+		"utf-8-validate": "^6.0.6",
 		"zlib-sync": "^0.1.10"
 	},
 	"devDependencies": {
-		"@eslint/js": "^9.39.0",
-		"eslint": "^9.39.0",
+		"@eslint/js": "^9.39.2",
+		"eslint": "^9.39.2",
 		"eslint-config-amber": "^2.0.5",
 		"eslint-plugin-jsonc": "^2.21.0",
 		"globals": "^16.5.0"