diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index fbe052ed..7e20b2f6 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@ Xiao is a Discord bot coded in JavaScript with
 The bot is no longer available for invite. You can self-host the bot, or use her
 on the [home server](https://discord.gg/sbMe32W).
 
-## Commands (311)
+## Commands (312)
 ### Utility:
 
 * **eval:** Executes JavaScript code.
@@ -93,6 +93,7 @@ on the [home server](https://discord.gg/sbMe32W).
 * **can-you-not:** Can YOU not?
 * **dark-theme-light-theme:** Determines whether you use dark or light theme.
 * **eat-pant:** Eat pant.
+* **eggs-get-laid:**: Sends the ultimate roast.
 * **give-flower:** Gives Xiao Pai a flower.
 * **hi:** Hello.
 * **isnt-joke:** Isn't joke...
diff --git a/assets/images/eggs-get-laid.png b/assets/images/eggs-get-laid.png
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..df7f05ba
Binary files /dev/null and b/assets/images/eggs-get-laid.png differ
diff --git a/commands/image-edit/be-like-bill.js b/commands/image-edit/be-like-bill.js
index 2402e7ba..cce0b528 100644
--- a/commands/image-edit/be-like-bill.js
+++ b/commands/image-edit/be-like-bill.js
@@ -39,7 +39,7 @@ module.exports = class BeLikeBillCommand extends Command {
 		const ctx = canvas.getContext('2d');
 		ctx.drawImage(base, 0, 0);
 		ctx.font = '23px Noto';
-		const text = wrapText(ctx, texts[Math.floor(Math.random() * texts.length)].replace(/{{name}}/gi, name), 600 - 31);
+		const text = await wrapText(ctx, texts[Math.floor(Math.random() * texts.length)].replace(/{{name}}/gi, name), 569);
 		ctx.fillText(stripIndents`
 			This is ${name}.
 
diff --git a/commands/image-edit/gru-plan.js b/commands/image-edit/gru-plan.js
index 32d4350e..48cbcbdc 100644
--- a/commands/image-edit/gru-plan.js
+++ b/commands/image-edit/gru-plan.js
@@ -26,21 +26,21 @@ module.exports = class GruPlanCommand extends Command {
 					label: 'step 1',
 					prompt: 'What should the first step of Gru\'s plan be?',
 					type: 'string',
-					max: 500
+					max: 150
 				},
 				{
 					key: 'step2',
 					label: 'step 2',
 					prompt: 'What should the second step of Gru\'s plan be?',
 					type: 'string',
-					max: 500
+					max: 150
 				},
 				{
 					key: 'step3',
 					label: 'step 3',
 					prompt: 'What should the third step of Gru\'s plan be?',
 					type: 'string',
-					max: 500
+					max: 150
 				}
 			]
 		});
@@ -63,7 +63,8 @@ module.exports = class GruPlanCommand extends Command {
 				fontSize -= 1;
 				ctx.font = `${fontSize}px Noto`;
 			}
-			ctx.fillText(wrapText(ctx, step, 252).join('\n'), x, y);
+			const lines = await wrapText(ctx, step, 252);
+			ctx.fillText(lines.join('\n'), x, y);
 			i++;
 		}
 		return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'gru-plan.png' }] });
diff --git a/commands/image-edit/illegal.js b/commands/image-edit/illegal.js
index d3ecf54f..dd877ba7 100644
--- a/commands/image-edit/illegal.js
+++ b/commands/image-edit/illegal.js
@@ -52,7 +52,8 @@ module.exports = class IllegalCommand extends Command {
 			fontSize -= 1;
 			ctx.font = `${fontSize}px Noto`;
 		}
-		ctx.fillText(wrapText(ctx, illegalText, 200).join('\n'), 750, 290);
+		const lines = await wrapText(ctx, illegalText, 200);
+		ctx.fillText(lines.join('\n'), 750, 290);
 		ctx.rotate(-7 * (Math.PI / 180));
 		return msg.say({ files: [{ attachment: canvas.toBuffer(), name: 'illegal.png' }] });
 	}
diff --git a/commands/image-edit/nike-ad.js b/commands/image-edit/nike-ad.js
index d84129f3..3db9c450 100644
--- a/commands/image-edit/nike-ad.js
+++ b/commands/image-edit/nike-ad.js
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@ module.exports = class NikeAdCommand extends Command {
 			ctx.font = `${fontSize}px Noto`;
 			ctx.fillStyle = 'white';
 			ctx.textAlign = 'center';
-			const lines = wrapText(ctx, `Believe in ${something}. Even if it means ${sacrifice}.`, data.width - 20);
+			const lines = await wrapText(ctx, `Believe in ${something}. Even if it means ${sacrifice}.`, data.width - 20);
 			const initial = data.height / 2;
 			for (let i = 0; i < lines.length; i++) {
 				const textHeight = initial + (i * fontSize) + (i * 10);
diff --git a/commands/single/eggs-get-laid.js b/commands/single/eggs-get-laid.js
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..7b7b694b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/commands/single/eggs-get-laid.js
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+const Command = require('../../structures/Command');
+const path = require('path');
+
+module.exports = class EggsGetLaidCommand extends Command {
+	constructor(client) {
+		super(client, {
+			name: 'eggs-get-laid',
+			aliases: ['eggs-gets-laid'],
+			group: 'single',
+			memberName: 'eggs-get-laid',
+			description: 'Sends the ultimate roast.',
+			clientPermissions: ['ATTACH_FILES']
+		});
+	}
+
+	run(msg) {
+		return msg.say({ files: [path.join(__dirname, '..', '..', 'assets', 'images', 'eggs-get-laid.png')] });
+	}
+};
diff --git a/package.json b/package.json
index f63235a6..bb6936bb 100644
--- a/package.json
+++ b/package.json
@@ -1,6 +1,6 @@
 {
 	"name": "xiao",
-	"version": "91.5.3",
+	"version": "91.6.0",
 	"description": "Your personal server companion.",
 	"main": "Xiao.js",
 	"scripts": {
diff --git a/util/Canvas.js b/util/Canvas.js
index 3a1ead53..e88b56ef 100644
--- a/util/Canvas.js
+++ b/util/Canvas.js
@@ -97,30 +97,32 @@ module.exports = class CanvasUtil {
 	}
 
 	static wrapText(ctx, text, maxWidth) {
-		if (ctx.measureText(text).width < maxWidth) return [text];
-		const words = text.split(' ');
-		const lines = [];
-		let line = '';
-		while (words.length > 0) {
-			let split = false;
-			while (ctx.measureText(words[0]).width >= maxWidth) {
-				const temp = words[0];
-				words[0] = temp.slice(0, -1);
-				if (split) {
-					words[1] = `${temp.slice(-1)}${words[1]}`;
-				} else {
-					split = true;
-					words.splice(1, 0, temp.slice(-1));
+		return new Promise(resolve => {
+			if (ctx.measureText(text).width < maxWidth) return resolve([text]);
+			const words = text.split(' ');
+			const lines = [];
+			let line = '';
+			while (words.length > 0) {
+				let split = false;
+				while (ctx.measureText(words[0]).width >= maxWidth) {
+					const temp = words[0];
+					words[0] = temp.slice(0, -1);
+					if (split) {
+						words[1] = `${temp.slice(-1)}${words[1]}`;
+					} else {
+						split = true;
+						words.splice(1, 0, temp.slice(-1));
+					}
 				}
+				if (ctx.measureText(`${line}${words[0]}`).width < maxWidth) {
+					line += `${words.shift()} `;
+				} else {
+					lines.push(line.trim());
+					line = '';
+				}
+				if (words.length === 0) lines.push(line.trim());
 			}
-			if (ctx.measureText(`${line}${words[0]}`).width < maxWidth) {
-				line += `${words.shift()} `;
-			} else {
-				lines.push(line.trim());
-				line = '';
-			}
-			if (words.length === 0) lines.push(line.trim());
-		}
-		return lines;
+			return resolve(lines);
+		});
 	}
 };