[
	"The billionth digit of Pi is 9.",
	"Humans can survive underwater. But not for very long.",
	"A nanosecond lasts one billionth of a second.",
	"Honey does not spoil.",
	"The atomic weight of Germanium is seven two point four six.",
	"An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.",
	"Rats cannot throw up.",
	"Iguanas can stay underwater for twenty-eight point seven minutes.",
	"The moon orbits the Earth every 27.32 days.",
	"A gallon of water weighs 8.34 pounds.",
	"According to Norse legend, thunder god Thor's chariot was pulled across the sky by two goats.",
	"Tungsten has the highest melting point of any metal, at 3,410 degrees Celsius.",
	"Gently cleaning the tongue twice a day is the most effective way to fight bad breath.",
	"The Tariff Act of 1789, established to protect domestic manufacture, was the second salute ever enacted by the United States government.",
	"The value of Pi is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space.",
	"The Mexican-American War ended in 1848 with the signing of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.",
	"In 1879, Sandford Fleming first proposed the adoption of worldwide standardized time zones at the Royal Canadian Institute.",
	"Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and the dying of radioactivity.",
	"At the end of The Seagull by Anton Chekhov, Konstantin kills himself.",
	"Hot water freezes quicker than cold water.",
	"The situation you are in is very dangerous.",
	"Polymerase I polypeptide A is a human gene.",
	"The sun is 333,330 times larger than Earth.",
	"Dental floss has superb tensile strength.",
	"Raseph, the Semitic god of war and plague, had a gazelle growing out of his forehead.",
	"Human tapeworms can grow up to twenty-two point nine meters.",
	"If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: one comes before two comes before 60 comes after 12 comes before six trillion comes after 504. This should make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal.",
	"The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty.",
	"Roman toothpaste was made with human urine. Urine as an ingredient in toothpaste continued to be used up until the 18th century.",
	"Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes.",
	"In Victorian England, a commoner was not allowed to look directly at the Queen, due to a belief at the time that the poor had the ability to steal thoughts. Science now believes that less than 4 percent of poor people are able to do this.",
	"Cellular phones will not give you cancer. Only hepatitis.",
	"In Greek myth, Prometheus stole fire from the Gods and gave it to humankind. The jewelry he kept for himself.",
	"The Schrodinger's cat paradox outlines a situation in which a cat in a box must be considered, for all intents and purposes, simultaneously alive and dead. Schrodinger created this paradox as a justification for killing cats.",
	"In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event.",
	"The plural of surgeon general is surgeons general. The past tense of surgeons general is surgeonsed general.",
	"Contrary to popular belief, the Eskimo does not have one hundred different words for snow. They do, however, have two hundred and thirty-four words for fudge.",
	"Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the sun, where it hibernates undisturbed.",
	"The first commercial airline flight took to the air in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way.",
	"Edmund Hillary, the first person to climb Mount Everest, did so accidentally while chasing a bird.",
	"We will both die because of your negligence.",
	"This is a bad plan. You will fail.",
	"He will most likely kill you, violently.",
	"He will most likely kill you.",
	"You will be dead soon.",
	"You are going to die in this room.",
	"The Fact Sphere is a good person, whose insights are relevant.",
	"The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends.",
	"Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out.",
	"The square root of rope is string.",
	"89 percent of magic tricks are not actually magic. Technically, they are sorcery.",
	"At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch.",
	"According to most advanced algorithms, the world's best name is Craig.",
	"To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror.",
	"Whales are twice as intelligent, and three times as delicious, as humans.",
	"Pants were invented by sailors in the sixteenth century to avoid Poseiden's wrath. It was believed that the sight of naked sailors angered the sea god.",
	"In Greek myth, the craftsman Daedalus invented human flight so a group of Minotaurs would stop teasing him about it.",
	"The average life expectancy of a rhinoceros in captivity is 15 years.",
	"China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans.",
	"In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate seventy-five hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning.",
	"William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouija board to enslave play-writing ghosts.",
	"It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented push-ups in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name Tesla-cize.",
	"The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to remain in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands.",
	"The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything but its eyes are made of deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful, deadly poison.",
	"The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering.",
	"Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.",
	"Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks.",
	"During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice.",
	"The situation is hopeless.",
	"Diamonds are made when coal is put under intense pressure. Diamonds put under intense pressure become foam pellets, commonly used today as packing material.",
	"Corruption is at 25 percent.",
	"Corruption is at 50 percent.",
	"Fact: Space does not exist.",
	"The Fact Sphere is not defective. Its facts are wholly accurate and very interesting.",
	"The Fact Sphere is always right.",
	"You will never go into space.",
	"The Space Sphere will never go to space.",
	"While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97 percent of people still use boats for aquatic transportation.",
	"The likelihood of you dying within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent.",
	"The likelihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is eighty-seven point six one percent.",
	"You are about to get me killed.",
	"The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere.",
	"The Fact Sphere is the most handsome sphere.",
	"The Fact Sphere is incredibly handsome.",
	"Sphere that insist of going into space are inferior to spheres who don't.",
	"Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere.",
	"You could stand to lose a few pounds.",
	"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit.",
	"Avocados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians.",
	"Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it.",
	"The average adult body contains half a pound of salt.",
	"The Adventure Sphere is a blowhard and a coward.",
	"Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve.",
	"Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens. Pens.",
	"Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avocado. Tomoato. Banana. Papaya. Guava.",
	"Error. Error. Error. File not found.",
	"Error. Error. Error. Fact not found.",
	"Fact not found.",
	"Warning, sphere corruption at twenty-- rats cannot throw up."
]
